| 1 | $5 I'll Kick Your Ass (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:16 |
| 2 | Wanna Fuck My Mudda? (Feat. Tom) | 0:36 |
| 3 | Who Do You Think You Are? (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:23 |
| 4 | Mike Ockurts (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:24 |
| 5 | Frank N. Stein (Call #2) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:32 |
| 6 | Ben Debanana (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:37 |
| 7 | Fucked Your Wife Last Night (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:31 |
| 8 | Where's My Fadda? (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:14 |
| 9 | Mike Hunt (Call #1) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:21 |
| 10 | How Bout A Fuck Lady? (Feat. Judy) | 0:46 |
| 11 | Bar's On Fire! (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:31 |
| 12 | Connie Lingus (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:36 |
| 13 | Joe Dildo (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:22 |
| 14 | Stan Dup (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:31 |
| 15 | Punch You In The Mouth (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:41 |
| 16 | Peppe Roni (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:48 |
| 17 | Stew Pitt (Call #2) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:39 |
| 18 | Al Killue (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:37 |
| 19 | Mike Untstinks (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:23 |
| 20 | The Zz, I Know Who You Are! (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:13 |
| 21 | Al Kichurass (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:45 |
| 22 | Tongue Up My Ass (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:48 |
| 23 | I Fucked Ya Mudda (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:25 |
| 24 | Wanna Suck My Cock? (Feat. Tom) | 1:13 |
| 25 | Ruffus (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:33 |
| 26 | Mutilated (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:41 |
| 27 | Willie Facker (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:58 |
| 28 | Al Kaselzter (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:29 |
| 29 | Hal Jalikakik (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:15 |
| 30 | Clint Toris (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:37 |
| 31 | I Want To Speak To Red (Call #1) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:21 |
| 32 | Izzy Cumming (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:38 |
| 33 | Peter (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:15 |
| 34 | Heard Ya Suck Cock (Call #1) (Feat. Tom) | 0:30 |
| 35 | Ben Dover (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:01 |
| 36 | Sal Lami (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:38 |
| 37 | Blow Job From Judy (Feat. Judy) | 0:46 |
| 38 | Al Rankin (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:47 |
| 39 | Meet Me And Have It Out! (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:52 |
| 40 | Huey (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:45 |
| 41 | Continental Insurance (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:48 |
| 42 | Get That $100 Ready (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:18 |
| 43 | Al Coholic (Call #1) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:21 |
| 44 | Phil Degrave (Call #2) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:55 |
| 45 | Cid Down (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:26 |
| 46 | Jim Nasium (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:28 |
| 47 | Bum Bar Bastard (Feat. Judy) | 2:06 |
| 48 | Red Faced Rummy Fuck (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:22 |
| 49 | Jerk Off In Ya Face (Feat. Tom) | 0:20 |
| 50 | The Guy Who's Bothering You (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:20 |
| 51 | Salami Up Your Asshole! (Feat. Tom) | 1:18 |
| 52 | I Fucked Ya Mudda (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:33 |
| 53 | Looking For You (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:45 |
| 54 | Pat My Tool (Call #2) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:25 |
| 55 | Mike Ocksmall (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:23 |
| 56 | Phil Mizass (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:26 |
| 57 | Willie Fagger (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:02 |
| 58 | We Fucked Ya Mudda (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:19 |
| 59 | Tim Marra (Call #1) (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:11 |
| 60 | Phil Layceio (Feat. Tube Bar) | 1:29 |
| 61 | Bill Loney (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:18 |
| 62 | Cole Kutz (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:41 |
| 63 | Break Ya Face Open! (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:19 |
| 64 | Italian Sausage (Feat. Tom) | 0:26 |
| 65 | Right Up Your Ass! (Feat. Tom) | 0:21 |
| 66 | We Dug Ya Mudda Rup (Feat. Tube Bar) | 0:18 |
| 67 | Make An Order (Feat. Tom) | 0:25 |
| 68 | Sausage (Feat. Tom) | 0:25 |
TUBE BAR is a series of prank phone calls made and recorded by Jim Davidson and John Elmo (The Bum Bar Bastards) a gravel-voiced bartender named Red. These are the original Prank Calls that inspired Bart Simpson & Moe, has been featured on the Howard Stern Show, Inspired the Movie "Red" and most of all Pre-Dates the famous Jerky Boys.
This is the 2013 re-release of the original album which has been modified. It has been re-edited into individual tracks and remastered from a new source.
Artwork: Phone Phucker
Produced by: Ted Heldman
Edited by: Ted Heldman, Jim Davidson and John Elmo.
Remastered by: Ted Heldman
